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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As teenagers, we were drinking at a friend's place while his parents were at work. One of us found his mum's vibrator and chased everyone else around the house with it till it broke.

His sister heard about it and told her mum at family dinner. Their mother replied "Well it works now!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend pull a "think fast" on me one time, and they threw another friends mom's dildo at me like a football.

I did a diving catch and landed in cat puke. Be me laying in cat puke holding a questionably sanitized dildo.

I mean, I made the catch, so I still see it as a win.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wtf kind of families are you guys hanging out with? 🤢

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Latch key ones?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What is this series and please tell me the meme text is in no way related even tangentially? Also Miyazaki approves

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know. Sorry. I found this meme somewhere, long ago, and saved it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
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[–] LMurch 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It cost you exactly zero dollars to not post this.