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[–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had a friend pull a "think fast" on me one time, and they threw another friends mom's dildo at me like a football.

I did a diving catch and landed in cat puke. Be me laying in cat puke holding a questionably sanitized dildo.

I mean, I made the catch, so I still see it as a win.

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