Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
Weeeeeeeell... I'm not lying on this now: Taking a shit for the glory of the empire!
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I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!
Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you're okay, because you're at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
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I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Glory to you and your house! The Empire grows stronger through your feat! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
you got married then directly after you got on Lemmy?! that's dedication
ps cong rats!
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I exported the Bill of Materials spreadsheets to PDF and emailed them to the contract suppler, for the Glory of the Empire!
The logistics of an army is hard to tend. Your contribution is noted, for the glory of the Empire!Glory to your name!
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I got eight and a half hours of sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The rested warrior is to be feared, as the mind is made sharp and the body fresh and ready for another battle! Glory to you and your house!
I confirmed an X-Ray tech was on the way to the Newborn ICU, for the glory of the empire!
Caring for the next generation of warriors is caring for the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
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I took my medicine, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The wounded warrior is the warrior that fought valiantly. There is no shame in caring for ones health. More battles will come! For the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
You bring honor to your house for promoting self care for one's health and wellness. Qapla'!
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I played Animal Crossing, for the glory of the empire!
Keeping spirits high is important to ready ourselves for battle. Glory to you and your house!
Even the mightiest of warriors needs to find respite for the mind. Glory to you!
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Sipped coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Is it wise to allow access to caffeine to Klingons?
Definitely not… but glorious nonetheless!
The enemies of the empire will meet their doom in novel ways!
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Bought fiber gummies, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Ah, yes, may your gut be strong and regular, like the stride of the mighty warrior of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
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i caught the bus for the glory of the empire
Public transportation makes the core of the Empire's strength, for an Empire uncapable of moving its warriors swiflty is a weak one! Glory to you name!
Compared color swatches against a painted wall for the glory of the empire. I concluded it fell somewhere between the colors of the two swatches for the glory of the empire.
A well tended house is a strong house! Glory to your house and your name.
I’m learning a new programming language for the glory of the empire!
To create new ways to exploit the weaknesses of the Empire's enemies or to create new ways to bring their demise?
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took a piss while finishing my beer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Mustitasking! A feat to be respected! Glory to you and your house.
I gathered eggs from my chicken coop FO4 THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
You ventured the confines of the house of feathered beasts and brought forward plunder and treasure! Glory to you and your house!
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I reflected on my last answer given on these, which was "stayed up past bedtime". Very honorable individuals wished me the best in my battle against fatigue, and while cherishing the responses, I felt I was promoting an unhealthy sleep pattern. So now I wanted to point this out... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Those who recognize their weaknesses and strive to conquer them are the wise that will teach the unprepared for the glory of battle! Glory to your name!
Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!
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