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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

!if oNlY tHEy hAd Kept Us the Name Too!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Damn totally ate the onion, hilarious! Probably the only way that's gonna become "true"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

so they're paying taxes, then.. right? RIGHT?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Seems pretty profitable, it helped buy out the US government and made Elon's net worth grow by billions!