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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Twitter Profitable
(hard-drive.net)
!if oNlY tHEy hAd Kept Us the Name Too!
Damn totally ate the onion, hilarious! Probably the only way that's gonna become "true"
so they're paying taxes, then.. right? RIGHT?
Seems pretty profitable, it helped buy out the US government and made Elon's net worth grow by billions!
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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