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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

!if oNlY tHEy hAd Kept Us the Name Too!

[-] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Damn totally ate the onion, hilarious! Probably the only way that's gonna become "true"

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

so they're paying taxes, then.. right? RIGHT?

[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Seems pretty profitable, it helped buy out the US government and made Elon's net worth grow by billions!

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