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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Unrelated: I learned this morning you can trade Gen 1 and 2 pokemon with a Flipper Zero ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

If he already was does it do it squared

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

the end of trumpism

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.

What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...

Fine, you can have your damned exemption.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Appreciate it :>

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'd be shooting dust within an hour.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean Snow Crash right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT Iโ€™M HIM

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I donโ€™t know what any of that means.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Then clearly you haven't been staying on top of current events and popular gadgets.

  • Neuralink is a brain chip funded by ~~Hitler~~ Elon Musk.
  • Flipper Zero is a tool that lets knowledgeable people hack into and do various things with devices that use radio waves.
  • "Cutting off" is when a driver changes lanes in front of another driver without keeping a safe distance between vehicles.
  • "Flipping off" is when you show someone your middle finger in an insulting manner.
  • Traffic is caused by people in cars who neither understand how to keep a proper following distance, nor how the passing lane works. It can also be a symptom of poor public transport infrastructure.

As far as gender dysphoria... I'll let someone more experienced in the subject tackle that one for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're using English, yet I still need a translator ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

"Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender."

I'm sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that's the gist of it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago