It's a corny joke
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Somehow, pineapple on pizza was created in the global pineapple capital that is Ontario, Canada.
Yummyyy 😋😋😋
You are the 10th Dentist.
Still better than normal corn on pizza
Debatable, but at least we agree that neither belongs.
Anyone ever seen or even tried broccoli and carrots on Pizza? It's truly disgusting.
Beef and broccoli pizza is pretty tasty. Just slice the broccoli florets flat like mushrooms. The sauce is just standard brown sauce. Broccoli, beef, onion, mushrooms, and cheese.
Yummy
Brown sauce? Like HP?
Standard brown sauce. That's what we called it in the restaurant kitchen
Japan has entered the chat
Go home, Japan! You're drunk!
Broccoli is great on pizza.
Carrots aren't great on anything lol
It was disgusting when I tried it. I don't think it helped that it was wood fired so the broccoli and carrots were heavily singed. Was very gross. It also barely had any cheese on it.
Not sure if Iv seen this one before. I know Iv seen a few pineapple non pineapple eaters unite post before. Usually its something unusal for pizza, but I would totally try.
This looks gross tho. Like enjoy that if you want but i aint even trying that one.
I think that's wise.
I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.
I'll wash my hands afterward, but it's the gesture that counts, right?
(pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)
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Are those pills?
It's candy corn.
I assume that it's a US only product that's therefore meaningless to 96% of the world population.
Could be, just trying to help identify for other people to google or whatever
Yeah, buddy, they're just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.
[Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]
That would taste better lol
One can only imagine the horrors that goes through the mind that thought this up.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Lewis_black_on_candy_corn.mp4
I bet that's hilarious. I'll have to look it up.
I actually did this once and there's a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.
Thanks for commenting here. I'm glad you were finally able to rehabilitate your way out of prison.
spreads nutella shit all over it
Why are you the way that you are?
Anyone who willingly eats candy corn is 100% a serial killer and will murder you at the earliest chance.
Candy corn is fine. It's not great, but it's fine. Far from the worst candy out there.
Putting it on pizza, however, is a war crime.
Idk, candy corn is pretty far down the tier list for candy.
I'm not disagreeing with that, but you can do so much worse.
Case in point: Good and Plenty, and black licorice in general. I'm not saying you can't acquire a taste for either, certainly someone is eating them, but why would you want to? Candy corn is just kind of waxy and sweet, like a non-chocolate tootsie roll.
King size Snickers FTW.
Thanks for giving a hint of what is going on in the picture. I've never seen this candy corn and I intend to keep it that way.
It's a cocktail of various sugars, a fat, salt, artificial flavoring, and gelatin (usually from animal hooves).
What's wrong with candy corn? It's not my favorite but it's good.
The ingredients?
Uh oh, you're one of them...
It has a subtle salty butteryness that is just delightful.
It's a lump of sugary wax that's colored with crushed up insects.
And?
I eat candy corn willingly when it's the last candy in the house. I have yet to aerial murder anyone
Exactly the sort of thing a serial killer would say.
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