this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

NPC means "nihilistic proletariat/customer" now. Prove me wrong.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Sounds less like being an npc, and more like being ready for a fresh start

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Gets caught in the cross fire of a driveby shooting ... gets their body used as a shield in the fire fight ... you are an NPC

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Main characters ate a lot of shrooms, maybe try it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That could go in several directions, worth a shot