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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, you know what i feel like right now?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Go to the beer truck for beer

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pack of gay smokes and a 12 pack of gay beer thanks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can just go to the Soviet beer truck for beer dude

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh i didn't know that was in town

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's parked in front of our housing block every Thursday and Saturday. I know you know this because I saw you pass out behind it, twice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like this idea but it seems like there would be sanitary issues that would be easier to deal with if your beer was in smaller containers. Also ever had the keg bottoms from a bar? Probably not cause they don't sell it and give it away to kitchen stsff cause it's gross. With thsr kind of horizontal structure that seems like it'd be 1/3rd bottom and also sunlight would heat thst shit up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Your galaxy brain probably knows better than the engineers who probably designed this and the employees who use it on a daily basis lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

lemme get a uhhhhhhhhhh gay

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Um, yeah, can I get a uhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The Gay Store called, and they're running out of you!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like 1 (one) gay please

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Are you gonna Venmo me for that cuz it's kinda expensive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tell Phi--he works there--l to stop gettin' his dunk sunked by Bam at 4am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh man Bam, you gotta stop suckin my dick, I gotta go to work in the mornin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just go sit on the shelf, I heard they're running out of You

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm off the clock right now, they got another gay guy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Your mom and I are out of (gay) condoms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah uh can you get the weed that makes you freaking gay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You smoke way too much of that shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

ok but i gotta smoke more of it. maybe if i smoke enough ill become the ultimate gay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Grab me the box set of regular Frasier

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Been looking for a reasonably priced box set of the x-files recently. Think they got it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A cute guy would be nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A couple of drab hoodies, please.