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[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fake. CEO’s aight choosing shit. They’re going to Paris and Barcelona

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

They're choosing which football club they'll buy, Paris or Barcelona

[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You might not have to pay $.02 in taxes every year to accommodate transgender prisoners, but at least egg prices are down...right?

...right?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh my God. Eggs are expensive because people aren't buying them!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ye olde inverted supply and demand, just like my econ professor taught me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Idk what could possibly be causing a supply problem, all the chickens in the country are as healthy as can be.

The DOGE said so.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

yeahhhhh.... hasanabi was right, targeting trans sports was the easiest and dirtiest way to bring transphobia to the normies. people that don't even give a shit about politics and don't think about trans people one way or another can say "well at least sports are fair now"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Trans sports is where the boundaries between what people do with their own body is crossed into interaction with others. This is why it has become the favorite point to attack for conservatives.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

They're cool with school shootings, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That's the perfect way to explain this

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Holy shit, insulin is ~$98 on average over there!?
That is literally the most expensive place to buy insulin on this planet.
Most countries have insulin available for ~1/5th that price or less, with many selling it for less than 1/10th of the US price.

I knew it was bad over there but that’s fucking atrocious.
At least you’re more free over there than anywhere else though, right?
Right?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's absurdly actually come down significantly in the US since 2021.

That $98 is a major improvement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Probably not staying at that price for much longer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's literally against the law for Medicaid or Medicare to negotiate for lower prescription drug prices. They have the largest insurance pools, and therefore an incredible amount of leverage, but nope. Gotta pay those insurance companies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

There shipping be a bathroom line in front of Joe Lieberman’s grave.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Gun and bullet is cheap i heard, the equipment of freedom is affordable.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This meme is way less impressive for someone living in Europe. Ryanair will take to to either for like 19 euros.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Next you're going to say insulin is only €10

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, that's a university semester, insulin is 5€.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Jesus, Mr. Oxford over here. Here in my part of Europe, they pay you a six-figure salary to attend university. It's unheard of to pay for it yourself. Must be some school.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Badminton is criminally underrated

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It might have better PR if they renamed it to "Goodminton."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They really bury the lede with the whole "shuttlecock" thing. When I learned that shit, it gave it an immediate boost in my teenage brain lol

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (12 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

pfft, squash has nothing on pumpkin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Only at the end of October.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Why does badminton even need to be separated it’s not a strength contest

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Because some people view Men's sports as professional, and a career opportunity. Women's sports on the other hand are seen by those people as recreational, and something fun to do outside of the house.

Who would put a professional player against a recreational player? That's just not fair, the recreational player would be embarrassed at how bad they are and it wouldn't be fun to watch.

Obviously nothing I said is true but it's an opinion held by many.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Idk man when I see professional badminton they are smacking the fuck out of the cock

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I see what you did there, setting up the punchline for your fellow lemmings, now that's what I call service.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

So men don't have to be embarrassed from being beaten by a woman.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Yeah CEO’s and shareholders are driving it to the extreme, but in the end everybody wants their interest on savings/investments, their yearly wage increases etc. The whole economic system is at fault and America is driving it to the extreme.

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