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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Am I supposed to panic because it's unlikely to hit? Meanwhile I'm out here wishing for death by meteor.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I'll take one for the team. I go to the point of impact and when it finaly hits, I'm gonna try to punch it back into orbit.

You don't have to thank me.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just in case this comment is not a joke, here's the WHO page on suicide prevention.

Either way, there are a few billion other people on this planet who would rather not die by meteor, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I mean, if I was going to go out, then getting my shit mixed by a meteor is pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll make it on to a few Buzzfeed articles over the next ten or twenty years.

All things considered though, it would indeed be nice if it landed somewhere inconsequential like the ocean; the desert; or Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to be a doomer but most of us will be dead by then I just hope the meteor takes out any lucky oligarchs still alive in a bunker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You think "most of us" will be dead in .... 7 years? That's pretty doomer if you ask me.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Better late than never I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

Panic?!

You mean throw a welcome party?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

To people having panic attacks, it is not large enough to destroy the earth, and we would have plenty of time to evacuate the impact location. Though let's hope it isn't anywhere with permafrost.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You mean populate the impact zone because I'm going to watch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, my dogs will be gone by then so I would absolutely set up a tent close enough to catch it. I'd even bring a baseball glove for shits and giggles.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Aw, you think we'll still have permafrost by then.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i don't like those odds. anything we can do to bump it up to around 75%-100%?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

I'm team asteroid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Unexpected Waterworld dipstick guy

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Panic?

I'm crossing my fingers for the wellbeing of the universe. We're awful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Worry not, for we are insignificant to the universe.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll only panic if it misses

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide, large enough to cause localized devastation near the impact site. The asteroid responsible for the Tunguska event of 1908, which leveled some 500 square miles (1,287 square kilometers) of forest in remote Siberia, was probably about the same size.

So nothing to worry about

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

is there any way to hurry it along?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's 0.9% more than the last time I checked. I know those are still really low odds, but we can hope...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

don’t worry, it’ll just be like a small nuke, not a planet killer… (until they update the size estimates)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus is coming back and he's pissed...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can we launch a satellite at it, perhaps detonate a huge nuke on it to make that chance higher?

Wait, we could just detonate all those huge nukes here right now. Show that stupid asteroid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nuke the far side of the moon and plunge it into earth. Give the asteroid inadequacy issues.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wouldn't detonating on the forward side rather than the zenith side be most effective at lowering the perigee of the moon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

all i remember from my ksp days is add more struts

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

that was Trump chances in 2016...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

should I mention "don't look up" ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Those are better odds than the lottery. Has anyone set up a betting pool yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Okay so how big is this meteor then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's around 1000 millimeteors

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Exactly one meteor wide. Do you need the height as well?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

130 - 400 meters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Listed in the article:

Scientists estimate that 2024 YR4 is between 130 to 300 feet (40 and 90 meters) wide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many giraffes is it tho

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is there any way to speed this up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow this is the most depressing comment section I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If we are able to nudge an asteroid, would an asteroid of this size nudge the earth?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Technically the solar system is a multi-body system, and everything nudges everything else, but the mass of the earth is far greater than the mass of the asteroid, to the point that it doesn't matter.

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