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We got a soy CIA, they obviously broke the heart attack gun and don't know how to fix it. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
So like.. is his head gonna just do that?
I have a feeling it is going to be less public and exciting than that unfortunately. Methinks heart attack gun.
Ngl I hope not, bc then what would be happening is Thiel in charge through Vance rather than this idiot Elon through Trump. Might actually do something right and we can't have that.
Hmmm
JDPON Don has done more in a month to destroy the empire than leftists have been trying to do since WW2.
truer words have never been spoken
Dying roach kicks the most.
blowback season 8-15 are gonna be wild
I suspect yhey just want all the non-white people to leave.
The Australian spy agency was criticised years ago for only hiring white graduates who couldn't speak any languages
Well, thankfully we're progressing past the point where something like that could ~~happen~~ be criticized. 
This reads as pro CIA.
It doesn't matter if there are minorities driving imperial machinery over minorities in the third world. In fact if the CIA was filled with only white men who couldn't gather intelligence and were bumbling morons, it would be a net positive for the world.
We're no longer in the Dulles Era. We've traded both Dulles brothers, Hoover, and Pappy Bush types for Brett McGurk, John Bolton and Adrien Zenz types. Let them shoot themselves in the foot.
Competent imperial managers are overall worse than incompetent ones. Take the W.
Taken completely out of context, yes, I suppose it could be.🤷
Duh, but would be funny if the white staff didnt realise this and took it anyway
This destroys the institution. Who is supposed to infiltrate the CPC?...hwhite people? 白人 gonna be outted in like 30 seconds.
At least we got the CIA DEI YouTube advert out of it already.
To the sell outs that did work for them: haha eat shit assholes. At least Uncle Tom had a whip to fear. You just did it for a cushy gig, which you could have gotten elsewhere too.