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[–] [S] 83 points 2 years ago (4 children)

In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.

We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    Who has the ability to fence 100K eggs before they go bad?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    In the news today:

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/food/waffle-house-egg-surcharge/index.html

    Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells

    “The continuing egg shortage caused by HPAI (bird flu) has caused a dramatic increase in egg prices,” Waffle House said in the statement to CNN. “Customers and restaurants are being forced to make difficult decisions.”

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    I had actually thought about this sort of scenario happening, and wondered the same about a week ago. My conclusion was freeze drying to make powdered eggs that can be shelf stable for years.

    Also might end up with a serious market for that as prices continue to climb with no end in sight.

    Last I bought powdered egg prior to this recent skyrocketing, it was about a dollar per egg in equivalence. I don't know what it is now, but I'm sure that will go up too.

    (I use powdered egg for baking because I just don't go through eggs enough to justify buying fresh. I actually save money by not having to throw away unused product)

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That'll help the price go down...

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    Depends: in the most likely case, where the thief is someone who's trying to exploit the crisis to make a quick buck (just like Big Egg are), your sarcasm is accurate.

    In the unlikely, but not impossible, scenario of this being an act of Robin Hood style vigilantism, though, this could indeed make the price go down as a bunch of struggling people suddenly get free eggs..

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    So we are stealing eggs, now? What have we become...

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    I bet it was one of those criminal gangs from across the border we’ve been hearing so much about. We gotta send more troops to protect Pennsylvania.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    In other news, my store is having a 50% off sale on eggs! Everything must go!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    So millions of dollars worth

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Joking aside, it was about $40k worth of eggs.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Huh, near me a dozen eggs is $9.50, so close to $80k worth of eggs at retail prices.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Eh, pallets don't sell for retail price, and stolen ones, well...

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I need to put a lock on my chicken coup at this rate.

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    Vegans gotta be laughing their asses off rn

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    100k eggs about to go bad.

    You'd have to try to sell to stores and restaurant chains. I'm guestimating that's 28 pallets of eggs. Googling says 8640 eggs per pallet, so 11.5 pallets.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Lol.

    Get ready to see a lot more of this.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    That's one big omlette.

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