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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Always love seeing these come up and everyone confidently stating that it's been solved. Everything from a knitting tool (highly unlikely as the Romans didn't knit) to a dice. The truth is we just don't know and likely never will unless a new source .

Personally I'm convinced by the theory that they're probably a metalworkers portfolio piece used to demonstrate the creators skill, either to potential customers or as a test to join a guild.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

What if it's a die for an ancient version of D&D? Labyrinths & Minotaurs. Or that thing you put treats in and then your dog rolls it around and gets a biccy every so often.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Haha, they don't know how to use the three dodecahedron's.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just assume it's a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn't ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it's aesthetic value just like we do now?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

It could also have been used for a game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I say it's a key to a door. Behind the door. Butt plugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/lADTLozKm0I

Seems pretty convincing and matches gold bracelets made in the era.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

I've actually seen an old lady knit gloves with one as well.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago

They've actually all been planted by time travelers just to fuck with people.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I always wondered how they made those

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

with lead probably

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

All we know for certain is that at some point that thing was on some bored Romans knob.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Actual guess after hearing that they're found with money. Used it to check size of coins for valuation? Sort of like how some coin counters with?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

A piggy bank even?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's probably some kids workshop assignment that he brought home to his parents.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Except there's heaps of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Part of a standardized curriculum

[–] [email protected] 59 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

Archeologists after looking at literally anything: Looks like a calendar. Or maybe a religious object. Or maybe a calendar of religions significance.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 16 hours ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

So it's a sex toy, got it.

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