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[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

Not for long..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

My goal is to never buy anything that they ad. I can't always avoid it, but i largely do.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Ad pauses until your eye tracking shows you are engaging with the Ad. (The future)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 minutes ago

googly eyes on a stick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Watch me fuck off from the platform at the speed of light - I am already halfway from going full "fuck it, let's pretend it's '99" and hanging out on phpbb forums and Neocities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

If you don’t watch your youtube, how can you have any lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

RESUME VIEWING

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah. Unfortunately. This sounds far too likely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Lol I've actually done this and muted it too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Look at moi, look at moi, look at mooooi

I've got one thing to way to you

Ublock origin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are there way more Australians on Lemmy than I expected, or are people up voting you you of confusion?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I would like to inform you that Canadian gays love 2 shows from Oz; "Kath and Kim", as well as "Please like me".

Wentworth is a little extra, but it has it's camp moments.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago (10 children)

in a dystopian future, not so distant they will obligate you have a cam connected all times to track your eyes movement to make sure that you saw the ads

A Boring Dystopia-28924809

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Neuralink beaming unskippable ads into your head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Unlock your long term memory for $696.90 a month!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

You're describing ADHD meds

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You won't even know they're ads, it will just implant false childhood memories, giving you positive associations with the brand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

P.K. Dick's novels were not an instructional manual, dammit :(

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Wow is this a clip from Archie's Weird Mysteries?? I never thought I'd see that online.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Yes, this was in 1984, the TVs that watch you back.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

🏴‍☠️

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

The only ads Ive watched in the past year were ads from flex seal and tim henson, and those were technically just videos.

If ads were like that I wouldnt mind them as much

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Literally with any ad nowadays. I immediately tune out all my sensory organs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Damn even your genitals??

[–] [email protected] 129 points 15 hours ago (37 children)

Please for the love of God, use uBlock origin and SponsorBlock to skip all of this automatically.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 58 minutes ago

DeArrow is really good too.

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