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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Do not taunt them or they will further erode their meager anti-bird flu measures and bring us a 2nd pandemic with Trump as “leader of the free world”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

ooo, huevos

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Carton of eggs

For the low price of €5,70, these could be yours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

why is one so much lighter than the others

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

We still believe in diversity 👐

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

They vary by bird. Easier to notice variation with my hens for example:

Thankfully I cleaned the kitchen soon after this photo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The chicken drank bleach to cure COVID

[–] [email protected] 29 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I didn't know eggs come in metric outside of the US.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Me neither. We do dozens in Australia.

I mean, what if someone needs a quarter of a carton? Or even a third? Didn't think about that did they.

Curse these Europeans with their fancy metric numbers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You can also buy packs of 15 (and 6), so thirds are possible :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

In NZ we get them in 6's, 8's, 10's, the classic 12, a 15 box and a 30 crate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

We’re suffering egg-mageddon here and they want to exploit the situation to go metric? /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Nice try but ours comes in a dozen. Looks like they already shrinkflation yours.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yo what kinda broke ass chickens they got that only lay 10 eggs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Hey now, it's winter so the chickens can slack a little.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I buy them by the 18 pack. We eat eggs. Reminds me, I need to go make some eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

US refrigerators have an “egg shelf”. You have to buy eggs by the dozen because that’s what refrigerators are designed for. Who can afford leaving a useless shelf empty - we already have that problem with the butter shelf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

An egg shelf sounds like such a waste. Mine doesn’t have that luckily. It’s an old fridge though.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Similarly to pineapples being a display object for wealth, I can see the time when we, rich Europeans would throw parties for US citizens having a single egg on a pedestal on the dinner table.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

Easter is about to get weird soon.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Mexico reporting in, just yesterday I had two avocado toasts with four poached eggs on top.

Now where are those Dairy Section decals of the orange intestinal parasite that say - "I did this!"?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.

🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

the orange intestinal parasite

Is that what we're calling him now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I've been calling it that for eight years now. Give or take.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Oh yeah? I'll make my own eggs with blackjack and hookers.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago (14 children)

Ah if your not American, then why are the eggs in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Living in Aus during a heatwave, I'd rather my eggs remain raw and cold until I'm ready to cook them, rather than them spontaneously cooked in the pantry lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

We put eggs in the fridge. What are ya trying to say??? My eggs ain't good enough for ya?????

They are. Cone over, I'm making tariff themed omelettes on the cheap!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Do people not refrigerate their eggs? I live in Australia and we always have them in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Eggs aren't refrigerated in the UK. They are sold on normal shop shelves and people put them in their cupboards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Depends on if the eggs get washed or not

US eggs are washed and will rot on the counter, most other countries do not and so it really doesn't matter (I could have whether the washing is done or not backwards tbf, but I know it has to do with that)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

UK here - it's common not to. I think they technically will last longer in the fridge, but they're absolutely fine kept out.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

I dunno, my family is weird.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Mmm they look so affordable

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago

Stop showing off your immense wealth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I sorta thought that even if egg prices in the USA were high the global prices must be too but then someone sent me a picture of prices in Germany - they're literally 1/10th the price

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Eggs are produced domestically most places, which softens global price sensitivity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Not every place has a problem with avian flu - culling entire flocks are meant to prevent that from happening

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I pay 3 euros for a dozen to a local farm here in Germany

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. I bought 15 eggs at Lidl in sweden yesterday fro 29:90 sek (2.5 euro)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

You bastard. Some of us are insomniacs

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