this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
118 points (94.7% liked)

Fediverse memes

619 readers
1001 users here now

Memes about the Fediverse

Other relevant communities:

founded 4 months ago
MODERATORS
 

Should I give her my CC number to keep her company?

top 45 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

So real talk, what exactly is the angle here? Are these rogue instances in the links? Truly just trying to bait in the lonely and gullible to eventually solicit payment down the line?

It just seems ... weird for a romance bait scam. Average looking woman (though could be to lower guards), links to Fediverse service profiles rather than botted DM exchanges, etc.

I could just be being naive, but idk. There's a very particular brand of fishy to this, beyond the obvious. The other probable scammer I dealt with at least came with a sob story that I could see being more effective (end of his rope humanitarian worker in an African country, children dying due to lack of $ for the program).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

I watched the stream, it was just a very long looped video of the girl in the photo, looked the same one day later. It seems like it's been deleted today. The Friendica profile also nothing extraordinary. I guess the scam should be on the chat, it required one more click after opening the site, and I never heard of this stumblechat, so I didn't bother. After some searching I can't find a lot info on this Stumblechat, it definitely has nothing to do with the fediverse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes ok but you don't need to be doing their job for them. Blur that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why? Why respect the privacy of a spambot?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's not about respecting the privacy of a spambot. it's about doing their job for them. The bot wants their links and their advert to be seen by as many eyeballs as possible. Guess what the OP just achieved? Blur all links next time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm kinda on the fence... yeah ditch any actual links, etc, but with a title like that to this post, it's kinda showing familiarity AND the bait warning. So... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Why she send me two messages with two different accounts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Finally! female attention! I should get out of this basement more often.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

This shows that lemmy is a mature social media now! It has its own OF bots!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I got my dm from the bot just a bit ago! I feel all loved now :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Got mine as well. Glad to see I'm not alone on the bot list of targets.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Someday am actual human woman is going to approach me and start talking and I'm going to assume she's a bot

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Hello fellow human, would you like to see my fleshy human vagina?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

fleshy human vagina?

Both accurate and horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This guy prefers his women sans flesh. Hmmm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Beggars can’t be choosers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

I got this today, I looked at it but it hasn't vanished from my messages list. Bloody annoying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

awww, we got of own community chic? she's everyone's girlfriend now, also, 45 y.o. and a man

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There are numbers before 34?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

You wouldn't be the first person to skip straight to the porn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Please add it to the sidebar, you can't be enforcing hidden rules!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The Rules of the Internet are not hidden.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

Rules of the internet:

  1. There are no real rules about posting.
  2. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't get a message this time, I think we broke up :'(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Same. I thought what we had was special 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nnnnoooooo. Have you tried mailing her gift cards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Awright, she made her first cut and I'm in! So far.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I got this today, is this like a thing that's been going around for a while?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

A few days ago and then again today.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get Elons and give if to em?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

If I had Elon's cc# I wouldn't need to give it out to scammers to empty that shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I looked at this thread and then my notifications. It was there but hadn't notified me yet, said 23 seconds ago. Weird timing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Yes, please do. Just make sure to send her the "correct" one, or it might be bad for her if she got the "wrong" one, whoopsie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago

She must really like you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Has anyone joined the chatroom?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I got this message a while ago too. Fuck off Nicunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes, I got it too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This “chick” can fuck off and die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

We got our own threat actor.

This is a dry run tho.