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Should I give her my CC number to keep her company?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

Yes ok but you don't need to be doing their job for them. Blur that shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

Why? Why respect the privacy of a spambot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 minutes ago

It's not about respecting the privacy of a spambot. it's about doing their job for them. The bot wants their links and their advert to be seen by as many eyeballs as possible. Guess what the OP just achieved? Blur all links next time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 58 minutes ago

Finally! female attention! I should get out of this basement more often.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

This shows that lemmy is a mature social media now! It has its own OF bots!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I got my dm from the bot just a bit ago! I feel all loved now :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 33 minutes ago

Got mine as well. Glad to see I'm not alone on the bot list of targets.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

I got this today, I looked at it but it hasn't vanished from my messages list. Bloody annoying.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someday am actual human woman is going to approach me and start talking and I'm going to assume she's a bot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Hello fellow human, would you like to see my fleshy human vagina?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 minutes ago

fleshy human vagina?

Both accurate and horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

awww, we got of own community chic? she's everyone's girlfriend now, also, 45 y.o. and a man

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There are numbers before 34?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

You wouldn't be the first person to skip straight to the porn.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Please add it to the sidebar, you can't be enforcing hidden rules!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Rules of the Internet are not hidden.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Rules of the internet:

  1. There are no real rules about posting.
  2. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I got this today, is this like a thing that's been going around for a while?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

A few days ago and then again today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Has anyone joined the chatroom?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get Elons and give if to em?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

If I had Elon's cc# I wouldn't need to give it out to scammers to empty that shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't get a message this time, I think we broke up :'(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Same. I thought what we had was special 😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nnnnoooooo. Have you tried mailing her gift cards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Awright, she made her first cut and I'm in! So far.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

I looked at this thread and then my notifications. It was there but hadn't notified me yet, said 23 seconds ago. Weird timing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Yes, please do. Just make sure to send her the "correct" one, or it might be bad for her if she got the "wrong" one, whoopsie!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I got this message a while ago too. Fuck off Nicunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Yes, I got it too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

She must really like you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This “chick” can fuck off and die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

We got our own threat actor.

This is a dry run tho.