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[–] [email protected] 223 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I felt like it was too hard to see the punchline so I fixed it for you

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm unsure if that's a filter, a capture of RF out, or just an OLED smartphone screen after a year of use.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Image passed a few times over Robot 36, Robot 72 and PD 50 from speaker to microphone at lowest volume in a room with other noise.

So the capture of RF out is closest, since it's actually analog modes meant for ham radio use. The noise is just not from RF but audio.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can hear your neighbors fucking upstairs in this image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tried, unfortunately, I wasn't able to get recognizable sounds out of the "images". However, it seems perhaps some music SSTV image generator could be made. I found this image that makes interesting and for SSTV unusual sounds: https://files.catbox.moe/vr9yjw.png

At least with RGB modes. Screen record with Martin 1 mode: https://files.catbox.moe/s5c9kh.mp4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That was cool as hell

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, I don't understand, am I supposed to laugh or cry? I need clear instructions as to how I'm supposed to feel whenever I see something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

PugJesus resigned!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, it has to be a reel when you place your cutout in one of the bottom corners explaining this meme and obviously you ask what's everybody's opinion on this and to write it in the comments, or better one, ask people what's it about, of course some dumbasses would chime in and make a lot of traffic so THE ALGORITHM will show this useless shut to more people etc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

With the oh no TikTok song in the background at an unnecessarily loud volume

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Where’s the iFunny watermark?

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it's only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it'd be £est to cens0r them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least they cens0r€d their username

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
Motherfucker shit ass tits
Motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit
Put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck
Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo
Here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

This is the way. Thank you for your service!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That dude is slow, I don't know shit about plumbing or chemistry, and it only took me 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

English ain't my native language and I instantly know what it meant. That dude is beyond slow.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

See, I'm a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.

Plus, I think most chemists would say "neutral" or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn't. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as "unionized" is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with "having a union" (which matches with my experience).

However, I still assert that it's just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

!UselessYellowCircle

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guess I'm more of a plumber than a chemist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

To be fair, I'm sure most of us have done way more plumbing than chemistry...

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I don't see any censorship. It might be an instance thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

'tis in the screenshot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Am chemist can confirm, I would look at a coworker real funny if they said un-ionized

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Holy shit thanks I wasn't getting it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Holy blue rectangle, Batman!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you prefer ionized or unionized?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

onion eyes'd

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