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[–] 159 points 2 years ago (5 children)
  • [–] 95 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The left ginger woman is actually part of the club. You can see the robes in the rubbish bin behind her and she has a ring on in the top picture.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    But before they kill you, would they taste good with pasta?

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Based on this guy's experience, no.

    https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2006/11/22/i-survived-the-destroying-angel/

    I survived the β€œDestroying Angel”

    I took three home with me. I couldn’t find my Mushroom book, was in a hurry, so I trusted my judgment, fried them up in olive oil, and ate them as a side dish. I should have recognized then that they weren’t inky caps, because inky caps exude a black substance when you fry them.

    They honestly did not taste that good, rather bland in my opinion. I thought to myself, β€œGee, I don’t think I’ll ever pick and eat these again.” (Little did I know the truth of my thought at the time).

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The ones in the comic don't look like death caps, but those are responsible for 90% of mushroom-related poisonings, so we'll assume artistic license.

    Death caps probably would go well with pasta. Here is an article from The Atlantic with someone who has tasted one.

    Britt Bunyard, the founder, publisher, and editor in chief of the mycology journal Fungi, has tasted a death cap. β€œVery pleasant and mushroomy,” he told me. β€œA nice flavor, and then you spit it out.”

    β€œThere’s nothing in the taste that tells you what you are eating is about to kill you.”

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago

    So not mushroom for error. 🫀

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  • [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (23 children)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel

    The name destroying angel applies to several similar, closely related species of deadly all-white mushrooms in the genus Amanita.[1] They are Amanita virosa in Europe and A. bisporigera and A. ocreata in eastern and western North America, respectively.[1] Another European species of Amanita referred to as the destroying angel, Amanita vernaβ€”also referred to as the "Fool's mushroom"β€”was first described in France in 1780.[2]

    Destroying angels are among the most toxic known mushrooms; both they and the closely related death caps (A. phalloides) contain amatoxins.[1]

    https://mushroomexam.com/destroying_angel_mushroom_look_alikes.html

    Destroying angel mushrooms (Amanita virosa and Amanita bisporigera) are highly poisonous fungi that are often mistaken for edible species. They are white or pale in color and have a distinctive bulbous base, a ring around the stem, and a volva (a sheath-like structure at the base of the stem). They can resemble other edible mushrooms, such as meadow mushrooms or button mushrooms, which can make them difficult to identify.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    I tolerate mushrooms on food from restaurants but I would never just eat one from the wild unless I was extremely desperate, the risk/reward is just insane.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Lol You'd think we'd have some sort of easy test strips or something for these, but ig not

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    I've no idea whether it would be useful for specifically mushroom identification, but I have before wondered before whether maybe future cell phones could incorporate some kind of hyperspectral imaging camera and light to permit for identifying things that look identical to humans.

    Foliage that looks fairly-indistinguishable to human eyes can look different if you can sample at more points on the spectrum than the three that human eyes can check for; this has been used to find marijuana plantations with hyperspectral imaging from the air. But if you can get right up next to something and can control the light that it's exposed to, I would guess that it'd be an even easier task to identify something. Doesn't have to just be plants, either.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    I do some light general foraging in the forest I live in and mushrooms are a seasonal treat. And I often have Shaggy Mane mushrooms growing in my yard, (don't worry, I do not use fertilizer or herbicides ever). And fresh chanterelle mushrooms are an edible gift from the gods.

    Like most things in life, mushroom hunting isn't super dangerous, (if you mess up the odds are it won't kill you outright but they will make you wish it had), but it does take some learning and practice.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    There's a few top edible mushrooms that look like nothing else. Good starting point

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Chanterelle mushrooms are a good one. Delicious, easy to identify, and don't have a deadly lookalike.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

    Geology is similar - one gray rock with brown spots is granite, another is zanzibarite - a name I just made up but that's the idea. But then doing geology wrong won't usually kill you.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Mushroom foraging gets so much unreasonable fear that it will kill you instantly the first time you do it. And only people with arcane woodcraft skills and a death wish do it. Yes, there mushrooms that can kill you if you eat them. But a lot of the bad ones will just make you wish they had killed you. But you will survive the experience.

    And like many human endeavors, such as skydiving, driving a vehicle, swimming, or crossing a busy street, will quickly get you killed if you do it wrong. It takes education and practice with someone that knows how to do it correctly to learn to do it yourself. Mushroom hunting falls into that same category.

    If you wish to do it, take some classes. They can be often found in big cities. Go out with proper experienced guides and perhaps learn a new skill. The hardest part is admitting when you ain't sure if you are right and then walking away. Or not. It's up to you.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    Thank god I absolutely hate the taste and texture of mushrooms.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    I do too... except for shiitake mushrooms, which I absolutely love.

    Other than that, I have yet to have a mushroom I really like. Some of them (like the white kind they put on pizza) I would rate as tolerable.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I used to hate the texture, but if cooked right they will be tender (canned mushrooms are probably better added near the end of cooking). Gumminess can also be masked by balancing it with other food (particularly meat, vegetables like potato/squash/broccoli) to chew against/alongside it.

    Probably doesn't help if you don't like the taste, though that could just come down to mushroom variety if not also what dish it's in (spices etc).

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    Jokes on you, they'll all kill me.

    Just kidding - jokes on me, I'm allergic :(

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    To all mushrooms? Are you allergic to beer? I’m sorry, I instantly have a thousand questions

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Yes I'm allergic to all mushrooms I've tried - my allergy report just says "mushrooms" so I'd imagine that means all of them. Not anaphylactic but pretty severe bodily evacuation. I did know someone who was deadly allergic to them though, and he said the doctor told him that magic mushrooms would also kill him.

    Are there mushrooms in beer? Beer gives me the runs but I always assumed that was because I also have a wheat intolerance.

    That's okay, I'm used to questions. I'm also allergic to a ton of raw fruits (mainly apples which actually cause anaphylaxis) and raw veggies. Fine when they're cooked but just not raw Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    "And these, will go great with a pizza AND kill you."

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Read a mushroom textbook 30-years ago, so take this as you will, but it's damned easy to test.

    Chip a tiny chunk off with your tooth. Wait 45-mintues. Heart burn, feel weird? Stop. No? Take a bigger chunk. Rinse and repeat.

    People act like the tiniest bit of fungus will kill them dead. Not unless your liver has failed, and then you got worse problems.

    Anybody know how to trip on Aminata Muscaria? Sure is a lot in the woods around here.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    The better advice is if you don't know what something is, don't put it in your mouth at all. If someone was to try this when they are desperate for food, usually if alone and lost, they could make a bad situation even worse.

    There are quite a few stories or people eating death caps (Amanita phalloides), especially after cooking and not being able to detect anything off until they need to go to the hospital.

    Aminita muscaria has been used medicinally for years and has some really good potential. If you really want to trip though, just stick with psilocybin. Ibotenic acid is a neurotoxin and there is not a reliable way to test dosages at home. The last dosage advice I read was just eat a half mouthfull and you should be good if your stomach doesn't cramp up to all hell. (The companies that have been pumping out muscimol gummies recently are shady as fuck if you were wondering.)

    The aminita family is still super interesting though and deserves a ton more research.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This is why you get mushrooms from the market. And why I avoid "functional mushrooms" because poisoning is a function.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    There are moments where hunting mushrooms in the wild can be very dangerous.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Some will go excellent with pasta and kill you...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Mycophobia is too real y’all.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    the best meal you'll ever have in the rest of your life

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Everyone needs a Paul Stamets on speed dial for emergency mycological classification.

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