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[–] [email protected] 76 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My website only works with Chrome, but it has to be a specific old version of it. And you also need to install some extensions. Very specific versions of these extensions. Few of them already removed from the store due to security backdoors.

I have a Docker image you can use to run Chrome though.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What version of Docker do I need to run your container?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You'll need my fork of docker, and you'll need to apply a patch.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can I run your patched version of docker on docker?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which version of TempleOS?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My code is portable enough to support all versions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

How generous of you

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Yes, with --privileged. It's totally safe. Trust me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

At that point, just release your website as an electron app.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When developing photon I always end up with more issues on chrome browsers than firefox. and half of those are because of its god awful scrollbar. Please use an overlay scrollbar instead of shifting the stupid page around, chrome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

ugh yeah classic chrome am I right? (I forgot how to center a div)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wish I could like this thrice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Make an alt account.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This has been a problem for a very very long time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I agree with you that failing to support multiple browsers is an old problem, but I think the cause has shifted.

Back in the last century, supporting both browsers amounted to sniffing the browser and implementing the same feature twice. document.layers vs document.all for example.

Nowadays I think the problem is different: we just don't know what's going on. The site is transpiled from TypeScript, written on top of React or Vue which drastically switches paradigm (bonus for Tailwind), packed with building tools, and the average dev has little understanding of what actually comes out. It's a tall stack of leaky abstractions on top of the already tall one of the web. The dev is pretty sure it works on Chrome so they say it does work there, but it was not even a deliberate choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

For most sites it’s a testing matrix issue. Most testing teams look at browser stats and choose how to apply their limited resources based on that. So the dev probably doesn’t even see the bug that exists for an old Firefox version as there’s no testing done on it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Greatest format ever. I present you with the Demi-God of memes award for best use of THEY LIVE if you originated the template. If you did not originate you get the cool assed dude award for sharing. Many thanks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

How did we get from "SGML varient for formatting text" to this?

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