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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"you get what you paid for" lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I do like me some salami on toast.