I really would feel to disgusted to put a shirt on that a guy like this just wore.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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Put it on as a bottom over your pants. That would be hilarious AND stretch out the arm holes!
It's a hard life picking stones and pulling teats but sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.
That's a Texas sized 10-4.
I always think about an episode of Hey Arnold where Arnold avoids a fight by acting crazy.
"Don't hit me! I'll hit me!"
Tarps off boys. Swap. Let's goo
Yeah these are both owns because if you can do anything other than fight a person who’s trying to fight you, that it itself an own.