His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation

This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.

tread carefully,

he's the reichest man on earth

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of testosterone estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that's like one of the main parts of their deal. It's party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

So it's not at all inappropriate to point out that the world's international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

My heart goes out to you.

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

Musky melons

Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.

As I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

Gold = command and operations
Blue = science and medical
Red = engineering, security and communications

and now we have:

Puce = garbage detail

He’s got a matronly glow here

He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

Nice tits, bro!

this is why i always make sure my belly sticks out past my chest.

imagine how terrible he would look if he wasn't the richest man in the world

You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.

Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.