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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Isn't it amazing how we become so conditioned to specific sounds. Iphones have us trained like we were dogs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago

this doesnt happen to me, i USA cool ringtones nobody else seems to knoe exist? apparently its not common to change your ringtone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Dude you are in a coma, and we try to wake you up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Especially when it is my on call helpdesk ring tone. I'll instantly pull harder thousand yard stare than Cillian Murphy on my face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

That's exactly why I set a custom, selfrecorded ringtone as my on call ringtone. I had used a default one prior, but after a few small heart attacks, it was a no brainer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Najgorszą rzeczą jest sytuacja, gdy rozbiłeś ekran telefonu, próbując wyłączyć alarm, a teraz nie ma żadnej metody na wyłączenie alarmu Wrrrr….

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

My wake up alarm is the cuckoo clock.

Sometimes I hear a real one in public and you're so right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

that would be sick, we could embarrass ourselves talking about homestuck