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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Buffalo fire buffalo Buffalo air buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo earth buffalo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I gotta make an RPG that features thr 4 elemelons featuring the 4 element buffalo's.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The buffalos get their element after consumption of their elemelon of choice in a rite of passage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The windmelon gives you buffalo wings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So the windmelon is what red bull is made of?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
  • Water buffalo
  • Earth buffalo = bison/wisent
  • Fire buffalo = cape buffalo
  • Wind buffalo = yak
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And earthworm.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And Heartmelon. By their powers combined: Captain Melon!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I feel like Captain Melons is probably a soft porn from the eighties

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don't summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

opens melon; dirt

Fuck.

Opens melon; fire

Fuuuuck!

Opens melon; wind

FuUuUcK!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like California

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

opens fourth melon

🎵do you remember the twenty first night of September?🎵

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

My wizard casts Summon Elemelontal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

So we rename peppers to firemelons, beans to windmelons, and potatoes to earthmelons. Seems simple enough

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Avatar: The Last Melonbender

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They’re all here. Literally called “Elemelons” on this site. Someone’s already figured them out for you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The plural of elemelon should be elemenōpē.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cantaloupe? Or wontaloupe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Honeynotdew

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fifth elemelon featuring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You mean Meeloon Multipass?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Watermelon: As expected Earthmelon: Potato Firemelon: Red chilies Airmelon: ??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I am on painkillers and I submit that airmelon should be a marshmallow. Really break the mold.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No compression artifcacts or cropping. Must be a restoration of the original antique image macro.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Speak elemelon and enter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Melomentary, Watson

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The menace of the melon lord must be defeated

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Chinese, there's "kinda" 3 out of the 4 directions for melons:

  • 东瓜 (dōng guā) - East Melon - Winter Melon
  • 西瓜 (xī guā) - West Melon - Watermelon
  • 南瓜 (nán guā) - South Melon - Pumpkin (although it doesn't necessarily refer to south)

and there is no 北瓜 (běi guā) - North Melon (at least not to my knowledge)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Just about to say this lmao

But i did a search anyway, and based on article below seems like in china in some place they have different 北瓜 based on location, zucchini, chinese squash, and the long pumpkin.

https://m.sohu.com/a/481887900_121045224

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] bradinutah 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I could really go for some Æthermelon right about now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's old. I was thinking about this meme the other day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Elemelon just has a nice mouth feel to it.