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[-] [email protected] 139 points 5 months ago

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[-] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That’s all I ask, thank you

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

[-] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago

She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Unexpected Hermey!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Now she's certain he doesn't have the makings of becoming a dentist.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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