This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn't going off the deep end
She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.
Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.
Unexpected Hermey!
Now she's certain he doesn't have the makings of becoming a dentist.
We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps
Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty
If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...
This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.
Best I can do is incorporate colors and shapes with frame cuts every 1-3 seconds and put it on Xiaohongshu with TTS at 92bpm.