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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

what a cool teacher!

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ‘( โ“› ฯ‰ โ“› *)

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That looks like the character from that meme where the cat is driving the car singing an annoying song and someone that looks like death is sitting in the passenger set quitely.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's ghost from call of duty

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fucking Physics? I didn't know that's a subject!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

That course really made me appreciate the pile driver.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Astolfo oughta teach you

[โ€“] [email protected] 98 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why are people texting their physics teacher?

[โ€“] [email protected] 113 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because the texting generation is old enough to have PhDs and thus old enough to be teachers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Even my professor in his 50s says we can text him if we are going to be absent from class. Like hell nah man I'm gonna email you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What else should they do? Write e-mail like a bunch of cave dwellers?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Go up and talk to them? Why would a child even have a teacher's phone number?

Or is OP using "teacher" to mean "university lecturer"?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or, even worse, PHONE CALLS?! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

โœ‹ we don't do that here (earth)

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What kind of savage would do that?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My parents and other boomers ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When will the world heal from their crimes?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When their crimes have caused the extinction of humankind.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hmm. Maybe they're not so bad after all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I won't speak for everyone, but the one Gen Z in my extended family calls me when he wants to talk to me. Might be coming back?

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yell me you are old and out of touch with modern schools without telling me you are old and out of touch with modern schools.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Modern meaning American?

All communication with professors has to be official over here to prevent abuse. Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated, emails do.

Plus I'm pretty sure you could insist on getting a phone number from your university if you didn't want to share yours with them or if you didn't even have one, for some reason. That would just lead to an enormous hassle for the university over here, it's easier to just give every student an email address.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Phone messages don't leave a trail that can be investigated

Wat?๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, at least not in the same way as email with a centralized server.

Unlike email, most modern messaging services are end-to-end encrypted. If an abusive professor manages to manipulate their victim into deleting the messages (and does so as well) it's nigh impossible to verify accusations. With email, the university's email server keeps them stored and visible.

Unencrypted messaging poses severe privacy risks since - you know - the messaging service can read every single message.

Usually I am all for encryption, though for official communication I don't think it's the best idea. It does have the minor drawback that particularly sensitive information isn't sent (such as exam scores) but you can just check them on the university's web portal anyways.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"oops I just sent a dick pic gallery to the whole faculty in the 800 building ๐Ÿ˜ณ I hope they won't call me in for a group meeting tonight to reprimand me.... unless... ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ"

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Group Whatsapp i imagine

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because they don't know enough physics to send a message via quantum entanglement. That's actually what they were texting them about.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

How did he get pictures of my wife

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's that from? What's the joke?

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

It's a mashup of Neco Arc from the tsukihime series, and of Astolfo from the fate series.

It's funny because it's anime and because Astolfo is a femboy

[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Neco-Arc who is a character in a few Type Moon games in the Tsukihime universe.

Neco-Arc is a tiny gremlin catgirl version of one of the main cast Arcueid Brunestud who only shows up in what are essentially 'hint' scenes after the player has fucked up and needs to retry in order to progress the story.

IMO it would make sense if their professor knew Neco-Arc and wasn't just accidentally using a meme character, because Tsukihime is an adult visiual novel (There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing) that came out in 2000.

If you're at all into visual novels, I highly recommend it, the story is good (even the side characters stories) and its one of the few VNs where I finished it and didn't despise the main character for being a complete idiot.

Oh and for what the joke is? Uhh she's kinda a meme on her own, and an annoying moron.

Edit : Actually as another commenter pointed out, it's a Neco-Arc version of Astolfo who is from the Fate VN series by the same devs. I haven't read Fate yet (it is on my list though) so I can't really say more about them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

(There's really not a lot of sex in the main story, call it 30 minutes out of a 12 hour visual novel, and the remake removes it entirely if it's not your thing)

1 / 24 is still way better than my sex life.

Also... if thats Astolfo, I'm afraid to tell you that that isn't exactly a cat-girl

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This post has reignited my interest in reading Fate, so I was looking into it, and while I may have though Astolfo was a girl I have come to the conclusion that they are ~~hot~~ not... I mean't not.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Many share your opinion, bunnyboy

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

non-animoo here

tiny gremlin catgirl version

lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blah blah blah why am I reading this? I don't even read VNs

From the same devs as Fate

Why did it never occur to me that

A. Fate has a VN

B. The Fate devs did other things too

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fate was originally a vn. which part do you know?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've only seen the anime. I know that's considered a faux pas by some of the community but I don't really care

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Pog teacher

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

You sure they don't teach computer science on the side?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So if we're not standing for it, are we like... Kneeling for it? bending over for it?

How exactly does this work?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Take the number now SUB-tract

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I have this exact image in my harddrive what a scam

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does that sticker mean something besides a thumbs up?

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

A little bit "you're an idiot" a little bit "trans rights" a little bit "how much do you want that C?"

Or just a cat girl giving a thumbs up, depending on how clued in the hypothetical teacher is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whats the name of that character

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forgive me, my anime knowledge is very limited.

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