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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Not even trying to be funny, or mean or anything, but I legit only saw his name and the thumbnail and my immediate thought was, "Oh, I wonder why they'd use a picture of Mark Zuckerberg's grandma for this article"

LOL

[–] [email protected] 112 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It's so wild to me, how long the guy spent trying to rebrand as some 90s hip-hop guy, only for him to rebrand as a nazi in like a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

People called him a reptile for a while. Now we just know what kind of reptile he is: a chameleon.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

It's almost as if his true self is just a pathetic piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

He's channeling his inner Kanye.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a lack of a good role model

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago

Despite what the dei crowd would have you believe people are very quick to accept others for who they really are.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's just start calling donald the failed elon. Not as rich, not as successful, not as elon. The failed elon, (f)elon, or felon for short.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I am not opposed to this perticular instance of cyberbullying the elderly.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Elon Cuckerberg

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

It should be 'community notes sourced through X'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Elon is an anagram of Nero, once you see that the R and the L are next to each other on the dvorak keyboard. And Nero can be represented as 666, which is the number of the beast.

Coincidence? I think not 🤨

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

L and R also are known to be mixed a lot in what we call "Engrish", maybe it was meant to be a warning the whole time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a Dvorak user I feel compelled to believe this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've always wondered, how do dvorak users reproduce/replicate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was propogandized into learning it as a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, I thought you would be vat-grown. Bummer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

He also truncated his last name to remove the -berg suffix, along with the first name change.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago

This is the most singularly pathetic move i have ever seen in my life.

These people do not deserve their money and status. Not a single touch of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Larps Suckers Turd (Dumbasses)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Elon vs Elon Musk boxing match

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Hey, it may work and confuddle Trump.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Literally the only thing I like about Zuck is that he doesnt seem to have a pathological need for approval. Sure he is every bit as bad for society, but atleast he is quiet about it.