Community note: this is absolutely factual.

I'm making a community note on this right now.

True.

Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

It still uses a pump

Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

It sparks whenever you hit the button.

He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

Hey whats this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG88rWGiYZw

Relevant xkcd

For the rat penis transplant, of course.

No because there isn't a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.