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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

ProTip: before you vacuum seal any bread, put it in the freezer until it's solid and then pull it back out to vacuum seal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

And even after this you might want to manually stop the sealer before it puts too much pressure on. Bread is surprisingly squishy because it's mostly air.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you warm it up after sealing you're freeze drying it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

A toaster for a few minutes will bring your bread back from the day you froze it.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You sure he wasn't actually making lembas bread?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

A little bit more pressure and you create diamonds...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if it's like croissant jerky...sounds awesome tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Wouldn't that be a biscuit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

kwuahsuuuun

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

But first they'll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

Then dips it in soy sauce

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

I'll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.