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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 84 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It's just English the first sentence.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I think that's the ketamin kicking in.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Your mom's the best

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

This is pretty much an instant return for me.

Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

if this was from amazon I'm pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it's not surprising they want that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn't tell the customer how they should refund this item.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
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