Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man's body isn't he? He wished to be big.

Did he just admit to murder? I’m pretty sure that’s an admission of murder, and he intends to murder again.

Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

He sounds like those 14 YOs on Reddit.

I mean, I hate musk as much as everyone here, but it's deceptive trying to pass a one-year-old tweet as relevant to current events...

If you check the context, elon was goofing around , clearly not taking himself seriously, replying to a tweet of a photo of him holding a katana: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365

In other words, President Musk is confessing that he had killed, and buried people already and he's not afraid of continuing to do so? I'm my eyes, that's a terrorist. I'm scared.

He could pay full-time coolness coaches to teach him how to be cool and it still wouldn't work.

This sounds like those tweets from Andrew Tate about when he was fighting dream ghosts from jail.

New copypasta just dropped

Elon, you backed out of a charity fight with Zuckerberg, because your mum told you that you're not allowed to fight, shut the fuck up.

For how long did he study the blade?

Bro, save some cringe for the rest of us

"the likes of which you cannot comprehend" was really painful too. he's trying so hard to be intimidating to compensate for the fact that he's built like a walrus with genetic defects and looks like a troglodyte. we all saw you jump around like a dipshit on stage and become the first person in history to fuck up the USA chant.

I was just thinking this is from r/im14andthisisdeep.

Is he trained in gorilla warfare?

Can someone just fuck Elon Musk and tell him that he's their little pog champ?

Yeah... no I wouldn't do it either.

Sorry it's just, there's gotta be some way for him to get validation without rubbing his tiny penis in everyone's face.

Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to "train" with the swords at gamestop, and now he's all cocky.

I guess he's not wrong if the working class are his enemies

If he slashes social spending, he can choose a grave for himself in the same breath.

The comment about him still being in his edgy phase seems to be true...