as a trans woman of color (im a very light shade of pink) with disability im gonna become a cop because i can change the system from the inside with my strong rhetorical acumen. i will simply debate the local thumbs into not shooting people. its very problematic of you to argue against this, btw
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Weirdest way I've seen someone describe playing Disco Elysium
Been thinking of taking my card counting skills to the other side of the camera system and becoming a security guy. I mean if you think about it either way I'm still taking money from the casino.
Best summary of that comment section imo
Just arrest all the other cops and declair your town liberated. Then when the FBI shows up you can arrest them too. Keep working your way up.
I know this is a joke but I do understand the appeal. I could literally triple my salary by becoming a cop and even have the connections to make it happen. But I just don't want to be a piece of shit
I bet the job is ridiculously easy too lmao. Any sign of real danger like Uvalde and you can just choose to not do anything and still not get fired
someone's got to do it
Teach me, o' bastard lord. I can't beat the system but I sure can beat homeless persons, and enforce the sacred law of capital.
I'm going to become a cop so that when an acorn falls of a tree I can slowly roll on the floor and shoot at nothing
appreciate this, idk what's happening on this internet website lately
The only way I'd accept this is if cops mysteriously started dying at a much higher rate.
(But also I'm aware this is a poof of the day trade post)
Alice, is this you
If you can't beat em, join em.
I unfortunately get this, the cops here make so much more than I make.
no. bad
I'll definitely never do it.
This post is a parody of someone talking about going into finance capital
Arrest a health insurance ceo and accidentally beat them to death while they're in your custody