as a trans woman of color (im a very light shade of pink) with disability im gonna become a cop because i can change the system from the inside with my strong rhetorical acumen. i will simply debate the local thumbs into not shooting people. its very problematic of you to argue against this, btw

Weirdest way I've seen someone describe playing Disco Elysium

This feels like a subpost. Is this a subpost?

Just arrest all the other cops and declair your town liberated. Then when the FBI shows up you can arrest them too. Keep working your way up.

someone's got to do it

I know this is a joke but I do understand the appeal. I could literally triple my salary by becoming a cop and even have the connections to make it happen. But I just don't want to be a piece of shit

Teach me, o' bastard lord. I can't beat the system but I sure can beat homeless persons, and enforce the sacred law of capital.

I'm going to become a cop so that when an acorn falls of a tree I can slowly roll on the floor and shoot at nothing

appreciate this, idk what's happening on this internet website lately

The only way I'd accept this is if cops mysteriously started dying at a much higher rate.

(But also I'm aware this is a poof of the day trade post)

Alice, is this you

I unfortunately get this, the cops here make so much more than I make.

If you can't beat em, join em.

Arrest a health insurance ceo and accidentally beat them to death while they're in your custody