Ham sandwich people

The site goes down and when its back up you immediately go back to badposting, I salute you

White people be like

Because racism is wackadoo and based on wrinkly gibberish

You ever see a 17th century white guy?

Scared of bathing, put cinnamon and cloves in everything, thinks a lady will disintegrate if she moves faster than 2 mph

Flamingo is a good birb plz don't relate them to white people.

Skin tones are weird. When you paint skin tones, yeah you can go pink/brown/yellow or whatever, but real skin tones have mixes of shit you'd never expect, like blue and green. Also your skin isn't the same color around your whole body.

Imagine your whole body was covered lip skin except your nipples, which are made of the skin from the soles of your feet.

Imagine calling me mayo when you should be calling me cheese rind smdh

In Star Trek the green Orions called humans 'pink skins' for a while. White people were the real pinkos the whole time.

pink skins

I'm not white, I'm pig-coloured.

Sure people are actually shades of brown pink and beige, but white is associated with purity and goodness and black is associated with shadow and evil, and the people who decided to classify everyone by a color system in the first place were racists.

Damn right I’m a pinko

iirc it's based on 1600's scientific racism where different amounts of bile changed your skin tone, and Europeans were coincidentally the most balanced with their bile which made them superior, and said mixture of bile was considered "white"

gammon

actually a lot of white people are brown (color of desert sand), some are pink

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Answer I'm not going to source but feels right from a US history perspective (which I taught you a decade): whiteness as a concept was defined specifically in relation and distance to the concept of Blackness. You had anglos and teutons and celts and slavs etc etc who didn't see themselves as uniformly white until the use of black slaves tied freedom to whiteness and servitude to Blackness. Why they didn't call it pink instead? Idk

We should be called pinkys, that's a good derogative.

wiggling around like a block of spam

Pink sea stars more like.

I've known one or two of my fellow 🌾's that actually skew almost alabaster. It's kinda crazy, really.

I’m more eggshell apart from my short and t shirt tan from work 😆