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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I got a christmas card from my company. As a part of the christmas greeting, they promoted AI, something to the extent of "We wish you a merry christmas, much like the growth of AI technologies within our company" or something like that.

Please no.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's so fucking weird wtf. Do you work for Elon Musk or something lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I work as a dev in an IT consulting company. My work includes zero AI development, but other parts of ghe company are embracing it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

My thermostat hides no brainier features behind an "Ai" subscription. Switching off the heating when the weather will be warm that day doesn't need Ai... that's not even machine learning, that's a simple PID controller.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I switched to just home assistant and zigbee devices, and my radiators are dumb, so I could replace them with zigbee ones. Fuck making everything "smart" a subscription

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Even the supposed efficiency benefits of the nest basically come down to "if you leave the house and forget to turn the air down, we will do it for you automatically"

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Instructions uclear. AI in healthcare treatment decisions.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the fucking touch screens again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Do you remember the original touch screens? They were pressure based and suuuuuuuuucked.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But then we wouldn't have to pay real artists for real art anymore, and we could finally just let them starve to death!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In film school (25 years ago), there was a lot of discussion around whether or not commerce was antithetical to art. I think it’s pretty clear now that it is. As commercial media leans more on AI, I hope the silver lining will be a modern Renaissance of art as (meaningful but unprofitable) creative expression.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If your motives are profit, you can draw furry porn or get a real job.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, I've made a decent living making commercials and corpo stuff. But not for lack of trying to get paid for art. For all the money I made working on ~50 short films and a handful of features, I could maybe buy dinner. Just like in the music industry, distributors pocket most of the profit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Art seems like a side hussle or a hobby not a main job. I can't think of a faster way to hate your own passion.

I wanted to work as a programmer but getting a degree tought me I'm too poor to do it as a job as I need 6 more papers and to know the language for longer than it existed to even interview to earn the grind. Having fun building a stupid side project to bother my friends though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. I can code and make a simple game app. If it gets some downloads, maybe pulls in a little money, I'm happy. But I'm not gonna produce endless mtx and ad-infested shovelware to make shareholders and investors happy. I also own a 3D printer. I've done a few projects with it and I was happy to do them, I've even taken commissions to model and print some things, but it's not my main job as there's no way I could afford to sit at home and just print things out all month.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (9 children)

AI is one of the most powerful tools available today, and as a heavy user, I’ve seen firsthand how transformative it can be. However, there’s a trend right now where companies are trying to force AI into everything, assuming they know the best way for you to use it. They’re focused on marketing to those who either aren’t using AI at all or are using it ineffectively, promising solutions that often fall short in practice.

Here’s the truth: the real magic of AI doesn’t come from adopting prepackaged solutions. It comes when you take the time to develop your own use cases, tailored to the unique problems you want to solve. AI isn’t a one-size-fits-all tool; its strength lies in its adaptability. When you shift your mindset from waiting for a product to deliver results to creatively using AI to tackle your specific challenges, it stops being just another tool and becomes genuinely life-changing.

So, don’t get caught up in the hype or promises of marketing tags. Start experimenting, learning, and building solutions that work for you. That’s when AI truly reaches its full potential.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

One of the leading sources of enshitification.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Containerize everything!

Crypto everything!

NFT everything!

Metaverse everything!

This too shall pass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Put a curved screen on everything, microwave your thanksgiving turkey, put EVERYTHING including hot dogs, ham, and olives in gelatin. Only useful things will have AI in them in the future and I have a hard time convincing the hardcore anti-ai crowd of that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Docker is only useful in that many scenarios. Nowadays people make basic binaries like tar into a container, stating that it's a platform agnostic solution. Sometimes some people are just incompetent and only know docker pull as the only solution.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (7 children)

What's wrong with containers?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)

You're fooling yourself if you really think everyone hates it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think most can agree that AI has some great use cases, but I also think most people dont want AI in their damn toaster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"But master, the toast is already burned, surely you-"
*Me, eyes glowering with a malevolence* "DOWN YOU GO."
"Master! Nooooo--!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

According to some meme I saw, it's gonna fuck your wife in 2025.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

But the poor shareholders!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw an advert on the side of a truck the other day for an AI enhanced mattress, of all things!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

10 years ago everything was "smart" now it's "AI".

Goddamn marketing people.

Bill Hicks on marketing

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

At this point, I'm full on ready to make "though shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind" global international law and a religious commandment. At least that way, we can burn all AI grifters as witches!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I think we're running out of advancements that make life better, now all technology does is make production cheaper/increase shareholder value.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think AI is a great tool if used properly. However, it should be a background tool. The second you advertise it to the end consumer, it's going to be dogshit.

If someone asks me to build a sort-function for their table, I'm not gonna write an email: "Yes and I actually used radix sort for the table contents which makes it extremely fast and performant!!!". I'm writing: "Done".

The end consumer doesn't give a shit how it works, as long as it works.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I was trying to take a photo of piece of jewellery in my hand tonight and accidentally activated my phone's AI. It threw up a big Paperclip-type message, "How can I help you?" I muttered "fuck off" as I stabbed at the back button. "I'm sorry you feel that way!" it said.

Yeah, I hate it. At least Paperclip didn't give snark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

All this needs to be a shit post is an AI watermark

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Forcing AI into everything maximizes efficiency, automates repetitive tasks, and unlocks insights from vast data sets that humans can't process as effectively. It enhances personalization in services, driving innovation and improving user experiences across industries. However, thoughtful integration is critical to avoid ethical pitfalls, maintain human oversight, and ensure meaningful, responsible use of AI.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Upvoting just because this reads as sarcasm to me and I'm vibing with it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fr, it sounds AI generated. 100% sarcasm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I cancelled my downvote because it sounds so funny now. It's like OP asked AI to generate a sarcasm and AI was silently crying, "Dude, don't dump me!"🥹

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Tokenizer, token-tokenizer, you're a tokenizer Oh, tokenizer, oh, you're a tokenizer, baby You, you-you are, you, you-you are Tokenizer, tokenizer, tokenizer (Tokenizer)

AI don't try to front, I-I Know just, just, what you are, are-are Model don't try to front, I-I Know just, just, what you are, are-are

You got me goin' (You!) You're oh so charmin' (You!) But I can't do it (You!) You tokenizer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But the companies must posture that their on the cutting edge! Even if they only put the letters "AI" on the box of a rice cooker without changing the rice cooker

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I hate what AI has become and is being used for, i strongly believe that it could have been used way more ethically, solid example being Perplexity, it shows you the sources being used at the top, being the first thing you see when it give a response. The opposite of this is everything else. Even Gemini, despite it being rather useful in day to day life when I need a quick answer to something when I'm not in the position to hold my phone, like driving, doing dishes, or yard work with my ear buds in

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I get what you mean, but people might read this and think Perplexity is an ethical company.

https://opendatascience.com/perplexity-ai-ceo-offers-to-step-in-amidst-nyt-tech-workers-strike/

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