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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thou.
Thou hatst.
Thou hatst me.

Thou.
Thou hast.
Thou hast me.
Thou hast asked me.
Thou hast asked me.
And I said nothing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

two minute mandolin solo .... (then jumps up on the table, smashes their instrument and sets it on fire)

screams at the top of their lungs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was beautiful ... now I need to watch the rest of their channel ... thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

=D belated Christmas gift for you I guess, haha!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was so disappointed in the “you hate me” translation like “NO IT IS YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's both, that's the double entendre in German. Only when the "gefragt" appears is the double meaning resolved in favour of "you have asked me"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yet more of my bones have been reduced to dust with the understanding that the average internet user is too young to have ever heard this song

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fear not! I am sure there exists an awful tiktok cover version with autotune playing over a short video of some chinese dude dancing

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Help I can already hear it sped up and fed through a lo-fi filter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I’m pretty slow… the second that I heard the guitar riff I understood the joke immediately, but I did need the help!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh fuck same here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Man. I love The Kinks. Awesome band

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I freaking love bardcore. Have you heard Hasten To Church? It's legitimately one of my favorite songs, and leagues superior (imo) to the original.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The creativity, knowledge, and attention to detail that went into creating this are incredible. Still, I hate it and hope I never have to hear it again lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mind if I ask what you disliked? Like, bardcore in general or that in particular? You're the first person I've seen who didn't have an overwhelmingly positive reaction to it, other than a particularly religious friend who said the church latin made him very uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the only bardcore song I’ve heard short of ambient music in games (Skyrim, the Witcher, etc) so this is more of an impression than an opinion, but bardcore doesn’t seem to be my thing at all. This particular song is just way too damn impressive though, and is covering a song I love, so it feels like a bastardization and I can’t even call it that cuz they did such a good job with it lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's fair. I can understand why someone wouldn't be into it. It's pretty niche and super specific. Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know that I'd call "bardcore" a genre. It's more like a distributed cover band. It's all about doing contemporary music with medieval instruments. They're not making new songs.

Skyrim and the Witcher certainly aren't bardcore, although I'm not sure what genre you'd call it besides describing it as "fantasy" music.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Too lazy to find any right now, but there are actually some original bardcore songs out there, but it is mainly covers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

More effort went into those lyrics than the original. Well done

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is now my genre I am amazed I haven't heard of it until now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thou hast me bereft of sleep this eve

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is this the new Joseph Ducreux template?