210
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

A Capitol One customer with a history of threatening corporations that he felt had “wronged” him is facing up to five years in federal prison after he allegedly vowed to assassinate company executives using a machete and gasoline to accomplish his plot, according to media reports.

all 24 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 131 points 6 months ago

Threatening poll workers? No problem.

Threatening town officials? Absolutely.

Threatening journalists? Well that's just American.

Threatening corporate executives? Oh hooo that's a paddlin'.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

You can also threaten democrats and "disloyal" Republicans in office, so long as you're careful not to threaten anyone in the Trump administration.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago

You don't threaten them with it before you do it

[-] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

“You have ruined my ability to buy a home. I’m 34 with a 100k+ job and it’s time I target the people and companies that have ruined my ability to live the life I deserve. I will be coming after your executive team personally. Please call me before I do things that are unforgivable and will make your executive team question their life choices. Thank you, Taylor Bullard."

Bullard sent the message as an answer to a Capitol One email “urging [him] to create a payment plan to resolve his approximate $543 debt with the company."

Not exactly the brightest bulb

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Not living in Texas would've been step 1.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But they also killed his dog and stole his car or something

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And his truck left him and he spilled his beer

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Getting 5 years in federal prison over a $543 fine is impressive stupidity.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

It's the posting mentality. I bet if you go through this person's social media history, they've said a lot worse with neglible consequences.

But giving someone five years for being a blowhard when people who do real material harm (the average white collar criminal conviction for embezzlement/fraud/inside trading is 2 years) get far less really illustrates who the courts are working for.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

He won't serve those 5 years. Its an inital punishment that serves to dissuade others but will be reduced once the media attention blows over.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

He won’t serve those 5 years.

He might not. He might serve longer. He might die in one of those shitty Texas prisons that get up to 100 degrees with no air conditioning. Who can say?

But I agree this kind of sentencing is primarily a form of state sanctioned shock doctrine. Terrorism on a judicial scale.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm kind of happy he was sentenced because I'm sick of people leaving unhinged comments and walking away thinking it's normal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The US doesn't have a shortage of unhinged people, in large part because the insurance system is such high stakes anxiety inducing industry to work with.

I doubt legalist terrorism stacked on top of bureaucratic negligence will make anyone any saner.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

Yet more blatant suppression of free speech, dishonestly pretending that empty vague threats are somehow credible because they're made against the oligarch class.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I will be coming after your executive team personally. Please call me before I do things that are unforgivable and will make your executive team question their life choices.

You think that's empty?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

How? Can't you read where he said he would personally take unforgivable actions against them? I'm what world should that be considered empty?

Would you think it was empty if it was said to you by an angry customer? I certainly wouldn't in this country.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Don't talk about it just do it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Do, or do not. Threaten, and you'll never get to try.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What a rookie assassin. Everybody knows you don't announce your assassination plans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

While vigilante justice is the wrong way to go, I will say that I have banked with Capital One, and therefore I sympathise with this person also probably affected by their rampant ineptitude.

this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
210 points (99.1% liked)

Legal News

539 readers
40 users here now

International and local legal news.


Basic rules

1. English onlyTitle and associated content has to be in English.
2. Sensitive topics need NSFW flagSome cases involve sensitive topics. Use common sense and if you think that the content might trigger someone, post it under NSFW flag.
3. Instance rules applyAll lemmy.zip instance rules listed in the sidebar will be enforced.


Icon attribution | Banner attribution


If someone is interested in moderating this community, message @[email protected].

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS