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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's literally no issue, Santa can just stop time. Haven't you heard of his stand? He has "The World". It can stop time. Santa is all-powerful. He can stop it for as long as he wants. Checkmate.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If magic was real it would defy the known laws of physics. Yeah, that is how magic works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

and he will visit them, as santa is an eldrich horror beyond our comprehension and our belief keeps him banevolent

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

So fucking glad my siblings never told their kids that Santa is real. I'm so happy that I don't have to pretend this guy is anything but a Christmas Mascot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Not accounting for the naughty kids who flipped a light switch on the Sabbath. Probably Santa would have to visit about 3 homes in total, which is why most adults don't believe in Santa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Santa is a higher dimensional creature though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

based. haters gonna hate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I beg to differ. We can see his exact route in realtime on Christmas eve delivering presents. 100% possible! https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map

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