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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the presents

underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is beanis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh dang I already got you a lot.

Good news is it has lots of dirt in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

yesterday, I was at this little Thai place I like to hit on sundays and halfway through my feeding, they turned on the music and it was this song. but something was wrong with whatever media app they use, because it would make it about a minute into the song and then start over.

there was hardly anyone else there. even though this song drove me insane when I worked hospitality enough to hate it's continued omnipresence at Christmas time, there was something so surreal about this experience that it made me laugh each time it would start over, especially watching the reaction on the only other patron's face.