"I fucking HATE the comments on this subreddit bro, they're so fucking bad" - guy in the comments on this subreddit

Death to America

FWIIII ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^

Trying to come up with the most contrarian take about the USSR, the best I got so far is "I agree with Bukharin, Stalin was a neo-Trotskyite"

Airshows ahould have live fire dogfights. Otherwise what's the point.

have i been pranked i just saw my "ass feudalism" bit on the tagline

"Chinese cartographic aggression". Learning that Indian political junkies are even bigger babies than American ones. It's a map get a grip.

BREAKING: I still think alcohol sucks ass

I waited too long to do stuff but now I have the energy but if I do it now ill annoy people

Woke CIA doing a land acknowledgement after finishing a coup.

Liberals that go something like "you can't use american racism theory for Europe, it's a whole other context!!" are going to be my favourite genre of takes from now on.

OF COURSE I CAN, YOU BANANA STEALING EUROAPE, THEORY IS MEANT TO BE APPLIED TO DIFFERENT CONTEXTS

every time someone mentions the Kremlin I think of donkey kong

Watching some isekai slop called something like "making 80000 gold in another world for my retirement" and it's aight so far. Her dumb isekai ability is she can teleport, and swap between worlds as well.

She's like "yeah im gonna sell stuff from earth here to make gold so i don't gotta work in either world" and it's one of those settings where people react to the shit she brings over like they should. Like a swiss army knife just representing an impossible level of craftsmanship for the technology level of the place she's in. Or like she wears a cultured pearl necklace to meet a count and his family and the countess freaks out about it, the size and uniformity of the pearls, how it's not just something that would be considered expensive but just having so many perfect matching pearls would make it a priceless work of art.

I'm just at the part where she sets up her store and gets her first customers and basically everything is like magic to them. She feeds them fish and everybody is like 🤮🤮🤮 until they eat it, and they explain it's because they're like 10 days from the coast, and it'd only barely be possible to bring fish with like, 3 days off straight riding swapping out pre prepared stagecoaches and horses and riding them to exhaustion. And even then, only in the winter with the use of ice and snow to keep it fresh. So where the fuck is she getting this fresh fish?

They think she's a witch, lol

I love me my isekai slop

HOW??? how could carnival row possibly make the antiracist definitely-not-bolsheviks supporting the fairy jewish-allegory that not-london put into a literal ghetto in the last season---the bad guys?

like they're doing the typical "bad revolutionaries murder" thing but provide overwhelming evidence in the text of the show that the violence is absolutely necessary and justified. you're really going to expect viewers to somehow sympathize with the people the show has doing apartheid, lynchings, & murdering people for miscegenation?

'finished transitioning' lol lmao

here in Zhongguo (中国) ((China, if you're a westerner LOL)) we have great job security and prosperity. and actual health care

Excuse me, I need to step outside for my menthol break.

goes outside and sniffs Vicks Vapor Rub

Cop Mayor Adams wants to lock kids inside of schools. Now visitors have to ring a bell and be let in by some guard or cop. Not only that he increasing the presence of NYPD cops on school premises. The school to prison pipeline is alive and wall

Yoo are these liquid cooled mattresses a good alternative to air conditioning during night? air conditioning is expensive on power bills.

I will be eternally grateful to Tatsuki Fujimoto for putting me onto Maximum The Hormone. When the karaoke scene gets animated in 10 years it will be absolute peak

Im worried the other cooks are gonna think i'm a mega wuss and resent me for leaving them my work to do because i'm not working today because my thumb kept bleeding a little through the stitches all day yesterday and I feel like i should not be moving it so much if it's doing that. And my friend was like, yeah, they will, and described a slew of fucked up kitchen injuries she's seen people just work through.

Idk seems kinda stupid and toxic to me, I was told don't do gym stuff like pushups for 4 days, I think 10 hours of cooking shit is probably more strenuous on my thumb than that. And Id probably still work with it but it's this big flap wound covering the entire knuckle so every movement is separating the skin

I hope people don't stop helping me with stuff because i still need a lot of help getting everything done. I literally don't know what i could be doing differently sometimes other than being in two places at once. I can't cook beef for philly cheesesteaks on the flattop grill while chopping more tofu because we ran out (i made the quantity I was told to make!) while dropping fries in the fryer because by the time I throw all the beef on the grill I need to be breaking up the first bits or it'll start to burn and if i turn it down and cook it any slower we'll run out of beef

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Referring to the ottomans as "the eastern byzantine empire"

I've almost definitely posted about this one before. I don't know when or how it started, but every so often I'll start singing roxette's 'dangerous' to myself only I swap 'dangerous' for 'ableist'.

I'm doing this rn

pirating starfield a day early 🥳