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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I misread the police car on the thumbnail as "Meesa police" and thought it was going to be a jarjar binks meme before I read the title

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

wait until you find out how much DDT we sprayed everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago

...are you retarded?

It's a rhetorical question.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I do not agree with the use of "prankster".

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah this is a mass poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, it's just a prank, bro!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Right to jail

[–] [email protected] -2 points 14 hours ago

on the vegetables some will already have pesticides from the factory

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

"Arrest me Daddy uwu"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 263 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's not a prank. That could have killed people if nobody noticed it.

I hope they lock his dumb ass up for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That’s because it’s an easy way to cause the death of children. People become angry, understandably.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

It could also cause the death of a CEO, which is an even more serious concern.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As it should be. The regulations were significantly increased after the Tylenol murders in 1982. It's also why we have no tamper things on many ingestible items.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uh oh, but will that department get the ax after inauguration? Might be time to do delivery only groceries. Where I live they come from special stores with no general public access.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I think they'd have a harder time getting rid of the FDA than the Department of Education, which sadly is in the crosshairs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Honestly - and I’m asking this in good faith - why do we need a federal department of education? Every state has their own department of education and sets their own standards anyway. Is it not redundant? Do they do something special? The only thing I can recall that was federal education related was no child left behind which destroyed education and just led to children passing grades that can’t read, write or do basic math. And of course the federal student loan program, which is just the government profiteering off its youth.

Note how I’m not asking why we need the FDA. There’s not even a question about how we need it. Arguably, we need more of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

If they get rid if the Department of Education, then they could follow up with the FDA in a couple years with no problems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

We shall see. I think anything with regulations is going to be added to the swamp. https://www.science.org/content/article/mixed-reactions-greet-trump-s-pick-longtime-fda-critic-head-agency

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Now, this could qualify as terrorism.

Not a single murder of a psychopathic indirect mass murderer CEO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

It would need to be politically motivated

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you'd be surprised. A fairly large number of them are quite miserly, even in their personal lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The CEO types have people who are responsible for filing the fridge and pantry. Those people probably shop at Walmart just like everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (24 children)

What do you believe his political motive was in spraying the produce?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He only got ~300 likes on his posts, too. Dude's picking up a felony charge for 300 likes.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's remarkable that it needs to be said but... Don't record yourself doing crimes and post it on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

actually, do record yourself doing crimes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Right? I'm all for it.

I want stupid people to remove themselves from society as quickly as possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

So you want people not getting caught for illegal, and immoral actions?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Unless you do universally hated shit like this dickhole, then by all means, tell us exactly who you are and what you did.

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