very dry, you hate to see it folks

Uncanny:

For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90's Mario brothers movie

Ben garrison is very charitable to that man

why does he keep his pants so high up?

Rate my fit m8s.

He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.

Within the context of himself, not the worst look he's ever had.

But it definitely helps that he's taken off that dumbass ugly cap.

Ozemprick

Lol dude looks like a Kelly cartoon

Also tangentially related but if they jail Liz Cheney it would be so fucking funny

There is nothing I can say that won't get removed

Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.

hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother's unqualified chagrin.

not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.

talk shit post fit

Old diaper man look

the New Coke of presidents

Geezer Chic

Can we get much higher?

So high...

STRONG AND POWERFUL

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