Gaming

Blue shells in mario cart are communist propaganda

Member when Grand Theft Auto was a massive danger to freedom because of the Hot Coffee mod?

Rockstar 'members.

Going further back, the media tried to pin the blame on DOOM, and the level the shooters designed to look like their school.

Disco Elysium features communism and communists (bad) but also has a couple of homosexuals (a secret cabal of organized people dead-set on destroying the ideals of nuclear family) as characters. I'd suggest you guys avoid the game at all costs, it's too dangerous.

Tetris is Russian propaganda that teaches children doing good work is pointless as it will just be taken away and you'll be forced to do it again until you do it half assed.

Balatro is E for everyone 10+ in freedom ratings. We don't give any shits about gambling imagery over here (Yes, I know balatro is not gambling and the PEGI rating is BS).

Crash Bandicoot got me hooked on crystals

Satisfactory promotes a good work ethic, no problem here.

The Magic School Bus is an affront to God™ because it contains both evil magics and education.

Minecraft has subliminal woke propaganda (there are splashes that appear on the title screen, some of them being pro-LGBTQ+)

There is also a really huge proportion of Minecraft modders that are trans which may be because of the woke subliminal messaging

Super Mario Bros promotes the consumption of psychedelics.

Pokémon taught children everywhere that if they enter strangers' houses without warning, the strangers might randomly give them useful objects that help them in life.

Harvest Moon teaches that everybody can own land and live a good life self-sustainable off of his own work.

What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?

You do realise that PEGI stands for Pan European Game Information, right?

carmageddon got a sequel a few years ago and nobody batted an eye. kinda makes you miss the old days.

this, according to my teachers who hated me missing all that homework because of it

The Sims. It's an affront to God that a human gets to play God if they're not a billionaire or religious Christian leader.

Spore. That game is another affront to God because it teaches the harmful idea that creatures can change through evolution, which goes against God because He created all creatures and they have never ever changed and obviously look the exact same as they did when he created the Earth 6k years ago.

Mortal Kombat on SNES. Hilary Clinton said it's a super realistic violent video game and since then there has never been anything near as violent. That game is the most violent game to ever exist and there is nothing that will ever top it.

And finally, the worst game of all:

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Definitely not Rust. Very wholesome game.