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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

"Your bones will look the same as the homeless guy out front's"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

hey look its welfare guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

...whatever it may be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

"What the fuck, dude."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

"were you dropped as a baby or are you just removed?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?

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