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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

By the time I run down there he is gone

This kid is going places, seeing things

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not wish to be perceived

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Things no child should ever see.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Boobs, most likely

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Be careful hes working for the feds. They saw 21 jump street and thought "how can we do more effective neighborhood surveillance, lets use children, they can pretty much go anywhere and do anything and no one questions it."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.

That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.

I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Baby's first meetup with the dealer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pokemon Go Run Down The Alley? cedar-rapids

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

the Slouching Kid.

Sounds like a urban legend kids would make up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk, what if I hadn't been in a car?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Slouching Kid just hisses and runs away before burying their face in their phone again. The phone is part of it's being obviously.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it's not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's actually a great SCP

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sounds like he’s practicing his running game. Runs down an alley he knows the length of, looks at the timer app on his phone to see what his time was

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This was at 930pm.

In winter.

On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That seems reasonable. He probably only got home from work at 9 and decided to do a light 4x200 because the weather was bad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That kid is just training for track

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At 930pm on a rainy December day?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

At this latitude? At this time of year?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the Slouching Kid

makes me think of Eddie Izzard's the Creeping Kid bit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

that being said honkeys should always be a cause for concern

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They could have just avoid the "enhanced image" but now it looks like a top tier shitpost

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What has he seen???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...are there kids in your neighbourhood who regularly dress like that? What I'm saying is, what are the odds someone is doing a bit? An unfunny and bad bit, sure, but still

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

that Clearmeat Beefwich looks pretty good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

owl-wink his shit is so fucking funny and usually gets people going too.