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My name is not Luigi. Other facts about me:

  • I like TTRPGs, but only the good ones
  • I dislike Capitalism very much
  • My favorite movie is The Princess Diaries
  • I have between 0 and 16 children
  • I’m not very cis. Not very cis at all
  • I’m probably autistic but diagnosis is a fuck
  • My ADHD was once described by a neuropsych as “particularly aggressive”
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

My ADHD was once described by a neuropsych as “particularly aggressive”

Reminds me of the time my balls were described by a doctor as "grossly unremarkable"
Getting owned by medical professionals solidarity

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Massively normal balls

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"grossly unremarkable"

Broooo why did they say it like that lmao.

They could have just said "typical" or "expected" lmao they knew what they were doing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Those balls are grossly ... uh ... unremarkable, yeah, uh, massively grossly unremarkable. I will cease remarking on them. Good day.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

taking this as a doctor passive-agressively seething at your perfect balls

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

They were throwing shade on your sack, amazing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That is a hilarious thing to say about someone's balls but also wtf doctor

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

not Luigi

Sounds like something a Luigi would say

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it should be mandatory to lionize this user

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I will humbly accept this responsibility

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

makima-think Hmmm...That one seems sus. Have you ever shot a CEO?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, no, no! I’m not an evil cop. I’m just a McDonald’s employee, you see. I’m part of the proletariat, just like you. left-unity-3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh in that case I’ll have a chicken McGriddles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

No problem. Just take a seat. It’s gonna be ready in about 15 mins, maybe 20 if the co... I mean my fellow workers are a bit busy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hi and welcome, NotLuigi!! cat-trans

My favorite movie is The Princess Diaries

So one of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had involved me being at this pretty normal non-fancy house where everyone was prepping for Anne Hathaway coming over for dinner. For some reason my feet just fell off. Like, no blood or anything, they just disconnected. I felt super embarrassed about it so I taped them back on with scotch tape the best I could and was super worried they would fall off again in front of Anne Hathaway which would have been even more embarrassing.

Anyways, glad to have you here and let us know if you have any questions! meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Honestly if Anne Hathaway was coming over to my house my feet probably fall off too so that’s fair.

And I’ve been lurking for a bit here so hopefully everything should be comfy pretty quickly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like TTRPGs, but only the good ones

Oh, like 5e? troll

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

DnD 3.5e surely

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm almost certain they mean Werewolf the Forsaken 2nd Edition.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Aggressive ADHD buddies let's gooooo! floppy-owl

It's not Luigi time! Oh ye! luigi-dance

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Without my meds I just lose executive functioning and melt into the couch like those old anti-drug commercials except me it’s when I’m not on drugs wooooooo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can't afford to medicate mine! Hooray! Melts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A combination of nicotine and caffeine kind of make life manageable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I took my meds too late in the day and now I can't sleep dean-smile

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Welcome to Hexbear! It's kinda like that cool foot clan hangout from the first ninja turtles movie except instead of master splinter it's capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Welcome welcome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Welcome comrade!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hello and welcome!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago