this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Well, not those belonging to the one in the cover picture. Those would be some gloomy, depressing tits. Like two deflated balloons hanging from a slab of jerky.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus”

Idk just thought that’d be something they’d say,

I’ll show myself out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus - abrakazam these hard boys a witch will slam - open sesame lonely witches need company

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Your clues giving me a clue!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've heard they are very cold

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The Hard~~y~~ Boys

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

*Politely raises hand*

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And Thus Goth Began.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Who doesn't??