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Anon doesn't like spears (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

Most spears didnt have rounded spikes so you could still slash with them. Using the pole to whack people with was also common. They're more like bladed staffs than anything else.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but you're talking about real spears, this is about videogame spears.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I want a game where the only weapon is a spear.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

It's not only spears, but the spears is very realistic in Just Dance. Only has the Britney kind, though.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Playing Morrowind with the "use optimal attack" switched off did offer variety even if thrust was by and far best

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Arena and Daggerfall made you drag your mouse for each attack.

Which would be really cool and tactical if the enemy hitboxes had one iota of complexity.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 38 points 1 year ago

thrust, sure fine. It's okay.

Ineffective bonk or thwack? embarassing. humiliating. Just plain silly.

Tossing the whole damn spear? Amazing. Doubly so when you land a headshot.

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

Mount and Blade intensifies.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago

Glaives it is then.

Lest we forget halberds.

[-] dufkm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Crossing your halberd with your bro gives the best "you shall not pass" energy.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I actually go for spears or other polearms whenever possible, they are way cooler than swords to me.

[-] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Me too. Sadly, spears rarely get much love in RPGs. I've always wanted a) spears to qualify as finesse weapons and b) to make a dexterity build that dances about with a spear and takes advantage of distance. Just recently I started replaying neverwinter nights, with PRC (like every DND race/class combo) to experiment with builds.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

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[-] odium@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Gonna be binging the new book this weekend

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I've finished it a few days ago. You're in for a ride and a half

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude doesn't even recognize the fact that you can still attack with a spear while your shield is raised in blocking position. 🤦‍♂️

I love Spectral Lance in Elden Ring. Turn any spear into a throwable weapon.

[-] stoi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The stance damage is wild too

[-] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are the sword of the peasant. Cheaper, easier to use and better in large formations.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Thrust, throw, use as a defensive wall, there we go 3 uses

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of lance in monster hunter world, it's literally just thrust over and over again. I will never understand people that like it (yes, the charge is kinda cool)

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

I find the movement awkward, i tried it in mh4u and mhw and both time even with the movement tweak by the dev, it just didn't feel right to me that i dodge backward where i facing.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This guy would bang my dead mom instead of using a spear? What an L.

[-] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Anon doesn’t know the glorious javazon.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 1 year ago

Spears are cool and I will show you why they are cool if you fight me

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The spear is the only other weapon that will damage the Mana Beast in Secret of Mana other than using the spells to awaken the Mana Sword.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago

This pisses me off fuck fuck fuck, you know how when you were younger you would try doing cool tricks with a long stick? Imagine that but with a spear, spin thrust throw block defend ughhh I'm gonna kill you anon

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I've been trying a throwing spears only challenge in New Vegas... it isn't going well. Spears suuuuuuuck in NV.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Did they came from Nier by any chance? That, previous and following games have a hard veiny imbalance for long pointy objects.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You can swing them if you want.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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