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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you think of this guy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He's a decent guy, does the same job as me. We don't talk much because he doesn't speak my language and I don't speak his.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is the last digit of Pi?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

*gets stuck in infinite loop of calculating Pi, until the computer runs out of memory*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you have a backdoor in your microcode for us government?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you feel like you were never given the opportunity to run at 40MHz you deserved?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

GOOD post ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a computer chip, not a physicist :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can you help me with my math homework

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you can tell me what to do in assembly language

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
.globl _start
_start:
flds x
flds y
fpatan
fsts z
.data
x: .float 1.625
y: .float .25
z: .float 0.5
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what would it take to move you to the left?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just take me out of my socket and move me whereever you want

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a floating-point co-processor, I don't do bit-shifts, they're the job of the chip on the left of the photo, the i386. He calls it SHL, though. LSL is ARM, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Translate this to assembly if you want an answer