5
What is the last digit of Pi?
*gets stuck in infinite loop of calculating Pi, until the computer runs out of memory*
Do you have a backdoor in your microcode for us government?
Probably... 😢
:(
What do you think of this guy?
He's a decent guy, does the same job as me. We don't talk much because he doesn't speak my language and I don't speak his.
Do you feel like you were never given the opportunity to run at 40MHz you deserved?
Yeah 😞
GOOD post ┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻
What is 5 divided by 0
Infinity
can you help me with my math homework
If you can tell me what to do in assembly language
nop
How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
I'm a computer chip, not a physicist :(
what would it take to move you to the left?
Just take me out of my socket and move me whereever you want
There's no LSL op-code?
I'm a floating-point co-processor, I don't do bit-shifts, they're the job of the chip on the left of the photo, the i386. He calls it SHL, though. LSL is ARM, right?
.globl _start
_start:
flds x
flds y
fpatan
fsts z
.data
x: .float 1.625
y: .float .25
z: .float 0.5
1.418147
what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Translate this to assembly if you want an answer
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