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[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What is the last digit of Pi?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

*gets stuck in infinite loop of calculating Pi, until the computer runs out of memory*

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Do you have a backdoor in your microcode for us government?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What do you think of this guy?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He's a decent guy, does the same job as me. We don't talk much because he doesn't speak my language and I don't speak his.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Do you feel like you were never given the opportunity to run at 40MHz you deserved?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

GOOD post ┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

can you help me with my math homework

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If you can tell me what to do in assembly language

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm a computer chip, not a physicist :(

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

what would it take to move you to the left?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Just take me out of my socket and move me whereever you want

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm a floating-point co-processor, I don't do bit-shifts, they're the job of the chip on the left of the photo, the i386. He calls it SHL, though. LSL is ARM, right?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
.globl _start
_start:
flds x
flds y
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fsts z
.data
x: .float 1.625
y: .float .25
z: .float 0.5
[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Translate this to assembly if you want an answer

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